Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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