Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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