Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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