so that wasnt chicken after all
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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