how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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