Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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