When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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