Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
