Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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