We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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