At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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