I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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