Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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