I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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