We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Randomize
