South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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