Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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