There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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