There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
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go home
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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