you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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