Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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