Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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