real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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