idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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