i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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