You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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