3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
