my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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