I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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