She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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