He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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