So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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