I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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