Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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