We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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