i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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