Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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