Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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