apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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