Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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