Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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