She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You can't just leave with hair like that
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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