too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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