I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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