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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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