If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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