Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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