Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If that was your dad, he is hot
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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