OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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