now i know why i became what i already was.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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