that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You can't motorboat a personality
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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