I wish I could punch you in the face.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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