real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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