after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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