when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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