YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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